$2,500 a Day, the Palinator

She said “thanks but no thanks”to that bridge to nowhere. She however, thinks that the state of Alaska is liable for her children’s travel expenses to the tune of 21 thousand dollars. The Palinator also thinks that a shopping spree at Saks and Nieman Marcus totalling $150,000 is reasonable allowance for clothing. The Republican party is imploding before our eyes, and I can’t say that I’m surprised. Sen. Ted Stevens is about to go up the river for accepting oil industry bribes, Rep. Michele Bachmann is trying to channel Joe McCarthy in an attempt to weasel out “Un-American” liberals and Sarah Palin is the biggest flop since potato with an “e.” While she’s trying on her designer pantsuits and getting her hair and makeup done at a cost of $2,500 a day, Americans are struggling with seemingly disastrous economic circumstances. While us ‘non-real’ Americans are struggling to put food in the fridge and pay our rising energy bills the Palinator is blowing cash like AIG holiday weekend. And while conservatives jumped on Michele Obama for ordering lobster and caviar as a slap in the face, the real kick in the ass was that she wasn’t even staying at the Waldorf-Astoria. The moral of the story is that conservatives have to make it up and liberals don’t need to. Barack Obama is going to be the next president of the US barring something really disastrous like a higher than previously thought Bradley effect, or the disenfranchisement of millions of young and minority voters. That won’t happen, or will it? The signs are already showing up, “perfect-match” requirements on registration are now on the books and Florida is going to be key. not only is it virtually impossible for McCain to win without Florida going red but the roles of new voters have exploded in those states. It isn’t shocking that the two states most important in the last two elections Ohio and Florida are also now “no-match, no-vote” states. I foresee long lines, broken machines and legal duels all the way to the supreme court. McCain will challenge every vote cast and every provisional ballot scrutinised to the letter of the law. Suit Up America nov. 4th is going to be one hell of a day.


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